The Cruise

The Cruise (1970)

Radar 30Slightly unusual1h 5mComedy · Drama

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A quieter title still finding its audience, though the rating rests on a thin sample, so treat it as provisional.

Synopsis

A stowaway sneaks aboard a ship departing on a cruise down the Vistula River. The captain takes him for a Communist Party cultural coordinator and the intruder gladly adapts to his new role, immediately setting to work at manipulating the passengers and crew into silly and vaguely humiliating games. Before long, Tym has got everyone under his thumb and created his own comedic dictatorship.

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Radar score30/100
Quality signal64/100
Audience rating7.1
Votes counted83
Trust signalSlightly unusual

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