Colonel Kwiatkowski

Colonel Kwiatkowski (1996)

Radar 42Slightly unusual2h 3mComedy · History

The Radar read

A quieter title still finding its audience, though the rating rests on a thin sample, so treat it as provisional.

Synopsis

Military doctor Kwiatkowski, serving in a barracks hospital on the Western Territories, is rewarded with a week’s leave after successfully operating on Colonel Kiziora of the UB. He and his friend steal a truck bound for Warsaw, where among the ruins of his former home he meets his prewar neighbor Krysia, instantly falls in love, and, after a brawl with a Russian officer at a dance in the surviving “Polonia” hotel, pretends to be a high-ranking UB colonel to save face.

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Radar score42/100
Quality signal64/100
Audience rating6.8
Votes counted33
Trust signalSlightly unusual

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